guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns
Pizza Party for One
I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.
No CGI. I want Eddie Murphy to wear a dragon suit.
But not even like a realistic dragon suit. I want him to wear a discount dragon suit from party city, whereas everyone else in the cast has intricate, accurate costumes. No one acknowledges it. It is just an accepted fact of that universe.
Titanic movie set
How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed
Jurassic Park, 1993
The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969
Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set
do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part
i expected a little more dedication s’all
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine
fuck gogh
Well actually, British people pronounce it “goff” and American people pronounce it “go” and unfortunately, both are wrong. Vincent Van Gogh is dutch so his name is actually pronounced “van KHOCK” so suck my gogh
Tru tru
Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
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